An Addendum to "Project Philadelphia"

Uh, for people that don't know me well - Laurel is kidding about the tube tops. The last time I wore a tube top was at the county fair in 1986 - even then it was a dreadful and inappropriate choice. I was banned from a number of the more exciting rides due to my thoughtless choice of clothing. From that point forward, I always wore swim suits under my t-shirt during county fair time. Nothing could/would stop me from experiencing the Gravitron (Zero Gravity Machine) ... nothing short of gravitation-less vomit. There is no official comment of whether this may or may not have occurred.

As a side note, I have worn a newsboy cap, but not a body jumper. And, Laurel knows that I could never never wear such a thing because of my extremely large torso and abnormally short legs.

*Imagine denim stretch to its breaking point, structurally relying on a camel toe to stop from ripping at the seems. However, imagine the built-in pants being approximately 1.5 feet too long - with my ankle aligned with the cut of the tapered knee ... far from what the original pattern intended.

*Then just imagine the gaping horror of the BEBE salesclerk as I exited the dressing room.

- Susan